I love political jokes :’D
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure — right from Day One! — that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me…….
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
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I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
I invented the chicken!
LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should be able to cross safely to the other side.
LEE HSIEN LOONG:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. …….. Zzzzzz …….zzzzzz ……. Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road? How can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our right!
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.
WONG KAN SENG:
I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road. It was an Honest Mistake. Lets move on.